Man eats room-mates heart and brain.

Zombies.
 
Thank god I read world war z. I know exactly what to do.
 
I'm starting to believe that those zombie apocalypse people weren't so crazy after all. Regrets! :P
 
I'm starting to believe that those zombie apocalypse people weren't so crazy after all. Regrets! :P

HAH!!!!! Don't come around my house asking for amo/shelter when you get chased by zombies!
 
I find this as fascinating as everyone but can we at least pretend that this has some kind of EMS angle please?
 
I find this as fascinating as everyone but can we at least pretend that this has some kind of EMS angle please?

How about we discuss escape techniques when cornered by a zombie on scene?

My escape technique is start bashing skulls in with my good whackin clipboard
 
How about, what drug do the medics carry that reverse the effects of whatever drug these idiots are using? Better yet, why all EMS should be able to carry tasers or tranqualizer guns so when one of these crazies jump on you, you can put them down.

I, for one, shall be restocking on ammo this weekend and getting that .45 I've had my eye on.
 
How about, what drug do the medics carry that reverse the effects of whatever drug these idiots are using? Better yet, why all EMS should be able to carry tasers or tranqualizer guns so when one of these crazies jump on you, you can put them down.

I, for one, shall be restocking on ammo this weekend and getting that .45 I've had my eye on.

Valium, versed, other sedatives to knock attackers the f out...
 
inb4swingingmystethoscopearound

:')
 
Yeh, the link doesn't work for me, but I just Googled and found another link anyhow.

By the way, if you don't let me into your house, I will become a zombie and will feast on your flesh with or without permission. You better watch out!

You should let me into your house because I can host a counter strike source server and we can play zombie escape together. :) Probably more fun than the real thing.
 
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Also, if I learned anything from The Walking Dead, do what ever it takes to keep the redneck, he's a crack shot with a compound bow, kill the annoying kid and his mother, and definitely go into town to get supplies with the farmer's daughter.
 
Omfg please kill the annoying kid and his mother.

They almost caused me to break my tv when I threw my shoe at it.
 
Valium, versed, other sedatives to knock attackers the f out...

You are going to wait 3-5 minutes for them to hopefully pass out?

I'll take a fentanyl gun please.
 
You are going to wait 3-5 minutes for them to hopefully pass out?

I'll take a fentanyl gun please.


Can you run a Mozambique Drill with dart guns?
 
How about making an on-scene pronouncement?
 
Can you run a Mozambique Drill with dart guns?

Two in the chest, one in the head. With a big arse round, please, for each one.


General rule for things like this: don't run past the first dead cop.
 
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