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    Murphy's EMT laws!

    turrets and machine guns would work very well, im also convinced that if my ambulance corps allowed us to carry a .22 revolver as a form of bls we would greatly reduce our call volume.
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    1 Car MVA...mine

    ya mvas are always scary, sometimes the people you think are doa are walk aways, and the ones you think are walk aways are doa. if theres one thing ive learned by working ems its that crotch-rockets and rice-burners kill people, well usually its the victims fault but still, it sux.
  3. M

    There's a what in your what?

    thats creepy, really wierds me out
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    What is your most ridiculous call?

    today i got a call responding to a pt stuck under her bed, so we arrive on scene to an elderly dementia pt jammed up under her bed, i have no idea how she got there we were all baffeled as to how she managed to get all the way under the bed, given she couldnt crawl around, the family said she...
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    Sad&Funny but true

    thats a long day
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    I must be hallucianting

    lol i think the solution to 80% of lift assist would be to respond 10 days after the call, by then the pt might have lost enough wieght to get up on thier own. i wish i had two or three people i could call to come lift me up when im feeling particularly lazy...
  7. M

    My Ambulance

    meh... i prefer the ultramedics above all
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    What do you store your pharmaceuticals in???

    i just like my dept's soft cover medic bags, ones for airway, ones for iv, and ones for ALS drugs, and then theres a box for BLS, it seems to work very well because besides one zipper, everything is held in with elastic stretch fabric you just flip back and forth between the three pharm flaps...
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    Trauma backpack

    that bag looks like somthing youd need if you were a medic on an army chopper lol
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