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    the 100% directionless thread

    Not that I have to explain myself to you but working with muppets and stupid people on our crap watch system is burning me out I figured this place would be good to blow off some steam but I either get beraded about being negative all the time or the fact I am really some other person...
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Well its pretty clear being an ambo is no longer my thing Later people Tigger let people online know how you liked the ambulance service here compared to back home
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Some poor bloke got crushed by a big rig, the fireys had to pry bits of him out from between the dual wheels at the back of the tractor unit, thats going to leave a stain or something Fairly certain if I don't get yellow watch that the ambulance service is not for me anymore
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    the 100% directionless thread

    A bunch of wanksta homeboy wannabees beat a young guy to death outside his house because him and his mates.drinking beers on the lawn had obviously done something with dying over Some prize of society oxygen thief ran some guy over in his car and dragged him 2km down the road leaving him to die...
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    There is nothing more irritating than incompetent nurses...

    We use GTN for cardiogenic pulmonary edema too but I would like to confirm that this is actually cardiogenic pulmonary edema before I administer GTN The most common cause of cardiogenic pulmonary edema is myocardial ischemia so always look for it on an ECG not a rhythm strip, they might have...
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    There is nothing more irritating than incompetent nurses...

    How can you possibly "know what the problem is already" without having laid eyes on the patient nor preformed an examination? Why did you give her GTN? Did any clinical signs of myocardial ischaemia present themselves? Did your ECG show any signs of myocardial ischaemia? Did you even do a 12...
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Best keep the adrenaline handy mate :D Also is it too much to ask for people to use their turn signals in the parking lot? And is it weird to think of asking the checkout chick out?
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    the 100% directionless thread

    If the undercover cops really want to blend in, drive a car ten years old with no insurance, complain about the price of gas, perform minor traffic violations eg illegal lane changes and then pull somebody over lol
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    How to CREATE an EMT Program???

    We introduced a totally new program in 2008 for our EMTs called the diploma in ambulance practice to replace the old certificate not sure if this is the sort of thing you are looking for but if I can help with any specifics id be glad to
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    Best alternative to zofran?

    We used 12.5mg IV and that knocked most people down a couple pegs, for smaller people it was way too much
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Uh oh somebody is displaying well roundness and culturalism Youre just going to try and pick up chicks aren't you :D
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    Best alternative to zofran?

    Well it isn't metaclopramide there for darn sure Promethazine is top notch but too sedating Both were withdrawn here in 2009
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    the 100% directionless thread

    To clarify my last comment was because id just copped a severe gob full of abuse from the family ... jeez try and help somebody, some people can't seem to appreciate when they've got something in their favour going on
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Look im real sorry about whatever your screaming about but can you please.stop abusing the hell out of me? man I must have done something real bad to get this juju
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    the 100% directionless thread

    why are you braking for a green light? Stupid lady omfg get out of my way I swear people.can't drive in the rain at least my, flatmate shut the hell up today so I got some sleep but I paid for it my dad has to have tests for bladder cancer stupid karma why didn't you take visa? Its only 9pm...
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    the 100% directionless thread

    There are several quite small female ambos here perhaps you can use one of them Infact the watch opposite has two Lets see if tonight is a bit less stressful .... im driving again.so you might want to stay off the road
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Chink is thought of as bring primarily racist here but gook is the more common slur anyway sleep for me woohoo anybody dare disturb me is really gonna get it sorry im not up on what generic that ativan or haldol translate to I think one is a benzo so hook me the heck up im totally seeing the...
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    the 100% directionless thread

    i hope your grandpa gets better sasha tiger you should probably ignore this seeing as how you're new to nz and basically a massive rant follows right now im so :censored::censored::censored::censored:ed off i am about to explode and just go mental and beat the absolute crap out of somebody...
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