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Wouldn't "Rescue Me" be more appropriate? :)

yup, the answer is 42!:P

I bet the victim is hopping mad! :rolleyes:

Speed is safe, it's the sudden stop that hurts! B)

You're gonna have to make a decision on that whole growing up and being a paramedic thing... you can't do both! B)

You would have thought the cramping sensation in the wrist would give 'em a clue they're going wayyy to fast B) The other one I tend to see is people crushing the bag instead of nice, gentle squeezes.

:beerchug: well put, Sir! After I first qualified I was partnered with one of the best paramedics i've ever met. His first words to me were "There are 2 seats in the front of this ambulance. I'm in one, you're in the other.. that means there is no spare seat for either of our ego's to ride...

Indeed, that's really what I was alluding to.. the fact that it was missed means that a basic neuro assessment hadn't been done? To clarify for those unfamiliar with it: Face - can the Pt. smile & frown, is it equal? Arms - can the Pt. extend, raise & lower both? Speech - can the Pt...

It used to be, I certainly remember being told that aswell, but the tutor on my last update training stated it's now "with caution" rather than an absolute contra.

What may help your case is undertaking some advanced driving training before applying. It shows that you have recognised your mistakes and have proactively done something about it :)

Surely the old FAST test would have picked up on that.. sure, it's crude but it might have been enough to have set alarm bells ringing?

Brown is quite right, Sir! What he possibly hasn't made clear is that there is a caution attached to using NPA's with head injuries but it's certainly not a contraindication.

What he said.... welcome to the dark, robust and often downright wierd world of EMS humour ;)

OK, can't swear to the accuracy of this one as i didn't hear it personally but my colleague swears it happened! Not sure if you guys do "stand-by's" where you end up away from station because the computerised despatch system works out a probability for the location of the next emergency call...

Aye, that's the wotsit.. right next to the fingery thing and the machine that goes bleep :P

Pretty much BLS here too, treat as per fish-hook with the additional initial step of: Remove german shepherd from victims arm/leg/posterior* *Note: this step should be completed by the person that released said german shephard from it's lead and should not by attempted EMS personell!! B)

Everyone has their excuses :P lol Actually though.. it's a brilliant idea for a training session, and i'm sure the teaching aid will get a pretty big laugh!!

Just to add to that.. don't forgot to do your ABC's first aswell.. even if it's obvious, assessors will be looking for you not forgetting the absolute basics aswell as the other stuff! I've seen people fail assessments purely because they forgot to assess an airway! Oh, and don't forgot to...

Well seeing as the vehicle was probably built by the lowest bidder...... :P

Yup, "The Sun" is well known for running sensationalist stories.. If I told you it has a picture of a topless female on page 3 every day you'll probably get an idea of it's target audience! I'm pretty sure the decency rules prohibit the repitition of them, but there are number of jokes about...