Really Bad Joke (made me laugh anyway)

Amelia

Amelia

You're stuck w/ me now (insert evil laughter here)
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Why can't the Patriots win?

Because they have Brady and dyspnea!




Funny? No? Crickets? ok....
 
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I said it was bad!!
 
Fine. Tried to be a little silly, made myself look like an ***. I got it.
 
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Yup. I'm a joke- ha ha. I am stupid for posting it. I should go stab myself in the head. Got it!
 
Sorry. Been a rough time lately. I need to stop taking things so personally. I didnt mean to go off.
 
Amelia said:
Sorry. Been a rough time lately. I need to stop taking things so personally. I didnt mean to go off.
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Something you want to share and take the load off?
People here are not judgmental and might have dome good advice or just share a similar experience.

For now, have a |hug| :)
 
BigDEMT- Int he time between posting the joke and losing it, I found out that my dad is having brain surgery. He has a Pituitary Adenoma that is threatening his optic nerve and his Carotid Artery. The tumor is making the Pituitary twice its normal size. We knew he had the Adenoma, but I guess we weren't prepared for the specifics. I know its not brain cancer and that this surgery is relatively routine, but when its your dad, its different.

Couldn't find my sense of humor yesterday.
 
Thanks. I'm feeling a lot better about it now. I'm sorry about the disruption of my humor.
 
All I have is an even worse joke from Pulp Fiction. he he
 
LOL ok...

Three tomatoes are crossing the road. Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato, and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind. Papa Tomato gets mad, squishes Baby Tomato and says "Catch Up" (Ketchup).

I'm watching Pulp Fiction at the moment. My absolute most favorite movie. lol
 
I'm well aware, ha ha. I feel really sorry for my future partner-being stuck with me. ;)
 
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