had a few good ones, being in control lets you take in all the quality calls that come through :P
1) man with a drinking straw stuck in his penis...just don't ask
2) man who had inserted candle into anus which had then broken off.
3) paramedic responding to a cardiac arrest that...
I have a feeling we do things differently here in the UK :P
We have regionalised services over here, the one i work for covers an area of 6,400sq miles and with 4.6mil population.
To do this we have a fleet of (approximately) 380 A&E ambulances, 185 rapid response cars and 300...