There is an ebb and flow of drunk calls here. It seems like the summer months yield more alcohol related calls (anecdotal observation, however) and it slows down in Fall/Winter, despite logic guiding me to believe contrary.
LOL, great call. As my sergeant told me, "Write down an account of all of the interesting calls you run and you'll find yourself with a novel's worth of experience." You can't make some of this stuff up!