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    Dumbest thing heard on the radio

    Dispatch: Medic 9 (a downtown unit) post in 19’s (a mile from Medic 9's zone) zone. Medic 9: ok. Dispatch: Medic 19 just got in service but can you stay near there until they get back to zone. Medic 9: You mean downtown? Dispatch: Yes. Medic 9: Ok. Posting in our zone.
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    Funny Things We Say To Make Our Patients Feel Better

    I told one pt I was William Hung and did the "She Bangs" song. I got a laugh out of the suicidal 14yo.
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    AHA CPR instructor??

    Unfortunately you can't teach yourself. Another instructor has to sign your card. Another instructor and I had worked out a deal to teach each other. I don't have to worry about that now.
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    AHA CPR instructor??

    It depends on where you work. Most places will accept an instructor card over a provider card but a few will require both. I have worked at both of those places.
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    Dumbest thing heard on the radio

    "Medic 25, respond to XYZ address on a F passed out. Caller states she passed out after anal sex."
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