Recent content by EMS11

Why do i always seem to get these guys We just had a major windstorm in the area, and as usual, guess who was on duty, me!!!! I was working with a VERY attractive female partner (ducks incoming gf slap), and we were called to a rollover in a driveway, (obv. we asked dispatch to confirm...

I remember this one from Visiting my friends FD in PA. I heard this go over to a neighboring town "County is paging, Station XX, XXEMS respond for the 15yo male, that pulled his foreskin back on his (well u can guess), its becoming stuck and he wants it unstuck..." *Repeats page* 3...

well this one was said over the P.A. but it was MEANT to be said on the radio, the officer grabbed the wrong mike... <the cops were clearing a MVC, and one of the cars still had their overheads on..> Car1: "Hey Chris, shut your overheads off, you're flashing everyone...." *EVERYONE, and...

One more just came to mind... I was on my way back from a show in PA when i came across a Fatal MVC with a motorcycle into a tree... When the troopers arrived they asked why i wasn't doing cpr. "Well... I did a pulse check and realized that this is a crime scene, and did not want to...

Ok, this one was on my brother (also an EMT-B, but this was b4 he joined) We were in a HUGE MVC, the state trooper gets on scene, and in the course of evaluating us, asks my brother, "Who's in the White House right now?" My Brother (DEADPAN): "An ***hole." the poor statie, NEVER reached...

<HQ was trying several times to reach us while standing by at a school dance> HQ: "Dammit EMSxx respond." Me: "Yeah we're here go ahead." HQ: "I was asking you for your crew assignment." Me: "Oh, its C-1, and B-13. Sorry I'm not thinking clearly, the DJ just played Vanilla Ice"