Recent content by Darksky

a DT'ing alcoholic: "Dude, I can't f**king believe I drank perfume". Me: "I can't f**king believe you drank perfume either". But he had. A 100ml bottle of Giorgio. Poor SOB, his breath was wonderful... I have seen them drink dollar store mouthwash dozens of times...

I have felt like I lived in an ambulance, but this is taking simplify to new levels.

Why (in the world) are you moving to Canon?

you can't afford to retire. ever...

You Dx a GI bleed from the elevator in a high rise

You wash your hands better before peeing than after.