Ralphie: Because I look like the Christmas Story kid.
Bobby Hill: Inmates called me this when I worked in Corrections.
Cagekicker: Cop friends of mine gave it to me when I worked in Corrections.
Chubs / Cartman: Because I am fat.
Noob from NC
Hey everyone! 26 yr old Noob here from North Carolina (moved from the Nashville TN area for school). I am currently attending my 1st semester at a community college. I took a Wilderness First Responder course over spring break, and I'll begin EMT-B in the Fall. EMT-I/IV/A (whatever...