Recent content by Asimurk

Well done on passing your intermediate. Now go whoop some electronic tests behind to get a P after that T. With head shots, I've heard, there's a 9% chance of survival. Don't ask me to back up where I heard it, don't recall. Not good enough odds for me, either way.

The trick is to stab them before they stab you. Put a bakery in that oven!

Ever hear of a Baptist speaking in "tongues"? Seems like "possession" isn't limited to just the Catholics.

En garde.

The only thing that comes to mind is a story I heard a supervisor doing in a (non EMS) job. The manager of a store essentially said, "You don't know what you're doing, I don't want you working here," when it was his first day as a supervisor. As an EMT you won't know a whole lot, learn as...

I've never been very good with my calculations. By my calculations, I couldn't make any money being a ---- (left blank to keep it PG, four letter word that rhymes with blimp).

That extra second adds up to a ~1 minute per day, 6 hours per year, 3 days per decade, and almost fifteen days of wasted time over a medical career.

Is that why he's fast?

I haven't had a drink in almost six days. No food in my stomach, and half a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey that's saying, "Drink me, drink me." But there's a turkey, so you know, it's kind of gobbling while it's saying it.

I do what I can. :(

She says it was the only word she had.

Anjel is getting the first word she put in our game. :rofl:

I am out for the day, almost. It'll probably be raining, but I want to frolf anyway.

It's a Zynga game, expect bugs. Oh yeah, for me, uninstall/reinstall did the trick for getting it to work again.

I'm no good at word games, and expect to lose every match I'm in.