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CALEMT

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Glock: it’s like a Hi-Point but more expensive.
 

ffemt8978

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I've gone over this 6 times and I still don't get it
Let me check Moh's **harness** scale

I've highlighted the funny part in your post...

Moh's Hardness Scale is used to measure how hard a material is. A harness is used on an animal...making your reply about my dog even funnier.
 

StCEMT

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Having a hard time deciding if I should file this under the "Well, duh" category or the "WTF were you doing?" category.
Motorcycles don't play well with cars when they go fast. Sometimes in the city, you, or in this case my trauma shears, happen upon loaded guns when going snip snip.
 

VentMonkey

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Superhero Day for my daughter’s DL school today. She wanted to be a “flight paramedic”.

Haha, I was flattered but had I known I would have brought home my helmet for her to wear with dad’s flight suit.
 

Seirende

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I wish my brain worked good :(
 

Seirende

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Well, my experience with lorazepam as an "emergency med" so far has been that it makes me feel neutral, which I will 100% take.
 

Seirende

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Haha and 45 minutes into it me brain even more not work good. But I'm not suicidal, so yay

Edit: holyshyte my hands are so steady right now
 

PotatoMedic

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Haha and 45 minutes into it me brain even more not work good. But I'm not suicidal, so yay

Edit: holyshyte my hands are so steady right now
I feel like there should be a page dedicated to tweets on drugs. Kinda like the "live from lunch time."
 
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