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Old 11-03-2009, 11:25 PM   #11
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Ahahahhahahaa, hilarious for us, but I bet the people who wrote this stuff got hell for it. Whatever. It's still funny
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:00 AM   #12
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i was laughing so hard, especially with the circus-sized... my stomach hurts like hell now. best laugh i've had in a while.

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Old 11-06-2009, 08:30 PM   #13
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Those tickled me a bit. I loved the non-drinking/smoking unemployed infant. Awesome.
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Old 11-07-2009, 03:06 AM   #14
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Years ago, had a ski patroller wrap an injury with Kerlix.

His report contained the statement, "I raped her on the hill and took her to the patrol room where I re-examined her injury and re-raped her."

I use this as an example of the importance of correct spelling in reports.
Oh my word! That is great. I needed all of those after my darn ILS test!
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