Sasha

What makes you say that?

Hello you.

Hey Sasha sweety! Long time no see! How are ya?

Because it's my calling, honey.

Sometimes I do.

Botton downs.

Can't fit in all cars. And, no, you can't drive because you can't turn your head.

Nope. You come out with an uneven haircut because it's hard getting the shears under the halo. You also get two bleech spots from hydrogen pyroxide used to clean the sites.

Yes. Halo's aren't metal. They're made of carbon fibers so you can X-Ray and CT through them for clear pictures.

You don't. It takes two people to give yourself a sponge bath. You for everywhere you can reach, and some else for everywhere you cannot reach... like your back for instance.