I was waiting for someone intuitive enough to catch the reference.

Through his head...

No. I'm just the King of Hearts. Unfortunately, no one boasts the crown of the King of Hearts without first enduring the sword.

Effing A, I thought YOU WERE Chuck Norris!

Re: Your friend
Does your friend happen to be, Chuck Norris?

One of my friends survived a heart attack on a desolate Mexican canyon wall, while climbing. He high fived himself and then finished the route.

I must have felt a disturbance in the force, I was just about to get my boots out.

Put on your EMT-LMNOP uniform and meet me at the local medical center. We shall beat the brakes off a bundle branch block.

Telepathic nasal intubations are not currently in the EMT-LMNOP scope of practice. We are hoping the new national standards will change this as we do particularly well in situations where psychic and or telekinetic abilities can mean the difference between saving a life and potentially ending one.

I think what got me the most was the audacity of this individual. Instead of walking up to the patient, owning up to his mistake and asking the patient if he could do another draw, he blatantly disregarded any training he had and poured one tube into another trying to save his ass. I had put in the doc's orders for a lactate the other day and went in the room to find the tech putting a tourniquet on the patient. They just don't make em like they used too, I suppose.