TTLWHKR
03-13-2005, 02:22 AM
Top Ten Lies told by Paramedics
1) Its not my fault, he kept moving.
2) This might stick a little.
3) I did say clear first.
4) I know where I'm going.
5) It's OK, I'll cut along the seams.
6) The ambulance is clean.
7) It's the flue, not a hangover
8) The gloves are for your protection.
9) The patient refused the treatment.
10) I am in it for the money
1) Its not my fault, he kept moving.
2) This might stick a little.
3) I did say clear first.
4) I know where I'm going.
5) It's OK, I'll cut along the seams.
6) The ambulance is clean.
7) It's the flue, not a hangover
8) The gloves are for your protection.
9) The patient refused the treatment.
10) I am in it for the money