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MariaCatEMT
08-31-2004, 10:00 AM
You might be a rural EMT if your ambulance horn came off a semi.

You might be a rural EMT if your pick-up truck has more lights on it than the ambulance.

You know you are in trouble when the directions to a patient's house include... " turn off of the paved surface..."

All bleeding stops....eventually.

You should always stop CPR after the second ouch!, from the patient.