Is EMS really right for you?

[Chimpie]

Check here. (http://www.jobpredictor.com)

Monkey Impressionist
Professional Shopper
President

[PArescueEMT]

I'm supposed to be a Superhero... that's close enough for me!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[MedicPrincess]

It said my ideal job in "In a land Far, Far Away!" and I used my real name...somehow it KNEW I am a princess :D

[MedicPrincess]

Hey, I checked out a couple of the other "Predictors" on the site...

This is what it gave me for my "position predictor":

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a336/deanav/PositionPredictor5.jpg

[TTLWHKR]

(My Full. Name), Your ideal job is a Supermodel. But my wife thinks I should keep my job as a Paramedic...

I can be both, can't I..?

(My Wifes Full-Name) , Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber

Okay... Now that is f*cked up!

[Beegers]

My Full name.....is a Brain Surgeon. :blink:

[ma2va92]

oh well .. time to check the help wanted adds

Muppet Impersonator.

[ipscscott]

Ummm... suicide bomber. WTF? :blink:

[CaptainPanic]

(My Full Name), your job is a princess. WTF??? Im about as tomboy as they get. Id get booted from the job within an hour. :blink: :ph34r:

[joemt]

Bungee Jump Tester.. UGH

[CaptainPanic]

I tried it again with my married name and it said I should be a big game hunter. Now thats more like it if you consider an 8pt buck "big game". :D :P

[ffemt8978]

Your ideal job is a Unemployable layabout
All right, who got me confused with Jon? :lol:

[MedicPrincess]

Originally posted by ffemt8978@Oct 12 2005, 01:13 AM
Your ideal job is a Unemployable layabout
All right, who got me confused with Jon? :lol:
LOL!!!

Watch...jon will do his name and it will come back with something crazy like Brain Surgeon.

Just our luck...Jon....cutting on peoples brains!!! Imagine!!!

[Jon]

Originally posted by joemt@Oct 11 2005, 06:25 PM
Bungee Jump Tester.. UGH
That would be the guy that makes sure the rope isn't too long, right?

Important job.

Jon

[Jon]

Jonathan, Your ideal job is a God for everyone.
medicstudentjon, Your ideal job is a Supermodel
Jonathan XXXXXXXXXXXXXX, Your ideal job is a Office Gopher.

[Jon]

Originally posted by PArescueEMT@Oct 10 2005, 06:54 PM
I'm supposed to be a Superhero... that's close enough for me!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
PaRescueEMT, Your ideal job is a Traffic Warden.

I guess that means he is a Fire Police officer???

[Margaritaville]

I typed my son's name in and got Suicide Bomber. Don't let your kids see that site. That is just horrible!

[CaptainPanic]

Originally posted by EMTPrincess+Oct 12 2005, 01:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (EMTPrincess @ Oct 12 2005, 01:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ffemt8978@Oct 12 2005, 01:13 AM
Your ideal job is a Unemployable layabout
All right, who got me confused with Jon? :lol:
LOL!!!

Watch...jon will do his name and it will come back with something crazy like Brain Surgeon.

Just our luck...Jon....cutting on peoples brains!!! Imagine!!! [/b][/quote]
OK I typed in my dads name and I got tree surgeon. :blink:

My mom is supposed to be a nun

my brother is supposed to be a community worker

my grandmother is supposed to be a drag queen

my cousin is a trained assassin.

My uncle the fire cheif is supposed to be president

and a known crooked millionaire is supposed to be a Prime Minister

[CaptainPanic]

EMS Director-

Sidney W---, Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work?.

And this is somehow so true since he never actually works! :blink: :ph34r: :lol:

[Wingnut]

Jennifer = Office Bike (what the HELL is that???)

Jennifer K.... A......= Bungee jumper tester <_<

Wingnut = Freeway Light inspector :angry:

What the hell? Someone doesn't want me around

Holy Crap, I just did my maiden name (I can't get 3 crappy ones in a row can I?)

...I got Human Shield :blink: :angry:

I'm gonna go hide somewhere.

[ipscscott]

Originally posted by Margaritaville@Oct 12 2005, 12:54 PM
I typed my son's name in and got Suicide Bomber.
Tell him I'll go halvesies on a load of C-4. :ph34r:

[Jon]

Originally posted by Wingnut@Oct 12 2005, 04:18 PM
Jennifer = Office Bike (what the HELL is that???)

If you REALLY want to know..........









Please don't kill me......






Used in a sentence.............







Right here......






:lol: :lol: Yeah, she's the office bike..... everyone gets a ride :lol: :lol:


Jon

[Wingnut]

Originally posted by MedicStudentJon+Oct 13 2005, 02:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MedicStudentJon @ Oct 13 2005, 02:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wingnut@Oct 12 2005, 04:18 PM
Jennifer = Office Bike (what the HELL is that???)

If you REALLY want to know..........









Please don't kill me......






Used in a sentence.............







Right here......






:lol: :lol: Yeah, she's the office bike..... everyone gets a ride :lol: :lol:


Jon [/b][/quote]
OMG LOL, that's one I'll have to remember.
Thanks for clarifying Jon :)


I don't like that website <_< :angry:

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by Wingnut+Oct 13 2005, 02:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wingnut @ Oct 13 2005, 02:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by MedicStudentJon@Oct 13 2005, 02:16 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Wingnut@Oct 12 2005, 04:18 PM
Jennifer = Office Bike (what the HELL is that???)

If you REALLY want to know..........









Please don't kill me......






Used in a sentence.............







Right here......






:lol: :lol: Yeah, she's the office bike..... everyone gets a ride :lol: :lol:


Jon
OMG LOL, that's one I'll have to remember.
Thanks for clarifying Jon :)


I don't like that website <_< :angry: [/b][/quote]
You should sue...

[Phridae]

Michelle, Your ideal job is a Professional Tramp.
Phridae, Your ideal job is a Sewage Worker.
Michelle W-------, Your ideal job is a Insurance Fraudster.
Michelle J---- W------, Your ideal job is a Chef.

I like the last one. XD

[TTLWHKR]

My neighbor is a real insurance fraudster.. I can't think of a week that goes by when either the IRS or the FBI isn't in town watching to see if he shows up at his office. I guess he skipped town with 34M in false claims and settlements. I doubt they'll see him again.

[Wingnut]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Oct 14 2005, 05:30 PM
My neighbor is a real insurance fraudster.. I can't think of a week that goes by when either the IRS or the FBI isn't in town watching to see if he shows up at his office. I guess he skipped town with 34M in false claims and settlements. I doubt they'll see him again.
:o

[emtd29]

Using my first name only:

SHOPLIFTER ( Huh?)

Using my first and last:

DIETICIAN


I then did the same with my wife's name

First only : EVIL BOSS

First and last: DODGEM DRIVER

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by MedicStudentJon+Oct 12 2005, 11:39 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MedicStudentJon @ Oct 12 2005, 11:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-PArescueEMT@Oct 10 2005, 06:54 PM
I'm supposed to be a Superhero... that's close enough for me!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
PaRescueEMT, Your ideal job is a Traffic Warden.

I guess that means he is a Fire Police officer??? [/b][/quote]
Fire Police - Vol. FF Reject :lol:

[emtff99]

Ok,,just using my first name it came up with: Dave, Your ideal job is a Professional Shopper (When I go shopping,,my wife Doesnt go,,because I will play football with Paper Towel Rolls & so forth.)

then using my first name (as it was given to me) David, Your ideal job is a President

First, Middle & Last: David William ********, Your ideal job is a Office Gopher

First & Last: Dave ********, Your ideal job is a Unemployable layabout

[TTLWHKR]

:lol:

[HotNoldEMTchick]

LMAO!!!!!!


Tami : Your ideal job is a porn director
Tami L : Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver
Tami Lee : Your ideal job is a Topless Model
Tami Lee S : Your ideal job is a Alien investigator
Tami Lee S**** : Your ideal job is a Prime Minister


do we see a trend here?????

[SCEMT-B]

Full name, Soap Actor :P

[hfdff422]

Did anyone else get a$$ kisser? I'm just not OK with that!

My first and last was A$$ Kisser, my first was emporer of the entire world. I'm on my way to the county offices right now and am going to drop my last name. I suppose then that can be Mr. Emporer of the Entire World!

[EMTI&RESCUE]

Neat site,,,,laughed my arce off,,,,it said I should be a dietician......anyone need a weight managment coach,,lol,,,,working in ems always reminds me of how big people can get, both the patients and the co-workers,lol

[EMTI&RESCUE]

And,,,,,you should have stopped at tammi lee,,,,lmao,,,jk,,had to throw that out there hahaha

[ndilley]

evidently my idea job is a president not the president! huh wonder what thats about

[Celtictigeress]

Im *cough* a Game hunter...they must have seen my gun cabinet and "toys"

[FLMedic18]

emperor of all the world

[hfdff422]

Originally posted by FLMedic18@Dec 1 2005, 03:24 PM
emperor of all the world
Is your name Alan too? see my previous post!

[richmedic101]

A TREE SURGEON!!! what do they do? :unsure: Does that mean I have to play with big wood? I am definitely not cool with that :D

[smileyyemtb76]

Well, depending if I use my full name, or not, I'm meant to be a Mermaid, Burgler, or an alien investigator. (shakes head). I might as well hang up my hat now.

[40sCutest]

with my first name I got lap dancer. I don't know wether to be excited or scared!

[emtff376]

I got Pub Landlord. I guess that's fitting since I drink... a lot.

[MariaCatEMT]

Tree surgeon.

[gradygirl]

A soccer player. Sweet. Only, the pic showed football players...I'm so confused.

[lucia]

All This Material Makes Me Dizzy,

[c-spine]

First and last name = Topless Model...


:blink:


that website has a cruel sense of humor. You need to have CLEAVAGE to be a topless model. -looks at self- :glare:

[dizzymedic]

I love this.. it is too funny

Marc: Farmer
full name: Sewage worker??? (pass the deodorant)
Dizzymedic: New SATAN????

[fyrdog]

I'm a Speaking Clock Stand In. I don't know how I'm going to do that when I don't own a watch.

[disassociative]

Using my full name: I should be a quiz show contestant

Using my Indian Name(Maneuvers with horses): I should be President

[fm_emt]

you eTerrorist!!!!

[disassociative]

I didn't spend 7 yrs in evil Medical school to be called Mr.

[cmitchell93270]

Useing my whole name, insurance frauder

[gradygirl]

I think I like using my full name better. It says that I'm supposed to be a jungle explorer...

Hey! If I put in one of my nicknames, I'm supposed to be a monkey impressionist.

[IrishEMT]

Hello (name here), your ideal job is Another Satan!

[EMTLVFC4]

God help me I'm a professional hippie.

I did redo it with my full name and it tells me I'm a money advisor.

Hmmm one extreme to the other

[JimH]

Alien Investigator
Come to think of it, I think I did that for a while;-)

[smalltownemt]

It actually said my ideal job is a firefighter....I thought it was supposed to be funny.

[smalltownemt]

Using my full name it says i should be a flight stewardess. My boyfriend is an office gopher. And my dad is a professional tramp-:blush:

[Epi-do]

So, I think I will keep the job I have despite what it is telling me. Apparently, I should be a uhhh.....mmmm......"lady of the evening". LOL!

[EMTLVFC4]

They've had way tooooo much fun with this at the station.

[FF/EMT Sam]

Hello [my real full name] your ideal job is a Topless Model

Ummm...I'll pass....

Hello [my driver's name] your ideal job is a Professional Tramp

Hello [my boss's name] your ideal job is a Housekeeper

ROFLMAO!!!!

[94accord]

my name : Fraudster
My driver: dodgem driver
My supervisor: professional tramp
company owners: both stand up comedians

my dad: president! lol ftw... that would be one screwed up country! lol

[jeepmedic]

Emperor of the world.


But I just want to be a paramedic

[premedtim]

Topless Model...um, I'm a guy. How the hell would that work? :rolleyes:

[Para-Devil]

I was placed as a builder :( but i have some sweet plumbers crack!! :) always a plus to a job!!

[weretiger13]

Hello all. My job predictions were:

weretiger13---lap dancer
real name---brain surgeon

Whee! If only. Wouldn't that be cool. (I mean the brain surgeon, not the lap dancer, of course.) Either way, though, I'd probably be making more $ than I am now. :P

As you've probably guessed, I'm new and glad to be here. Please be nice to the new girl. :blush:

weretiger

[Mark]

Hello weretiger13!

I'm a brain surgeon B)

[paraprincess]

emperor of the world

[Ignacio_emt_vn]

Professional plate spinner. Sounds exciting:wacko:

[monkeyfeet]

satan and/or a pirate. excellent.

[94accord]

Had to do all my names:

John: Farmer
John D: Jailbird
John ****l D: Village Idiot
John ********** ****: Professional Shopper
John ********: Office Gopher
JPRDN (my initials): Tree Surgeon


Why do I feel like I got the short end of the stick here?

[Airwaygoddess]

:) No 94accord never! you just keep forgetting there are 2 sides of the stick! :P
Did you ever get your jump bag set up?

[emtff376]

First name - chef
first and last -sewage worker
first and middle - hypnotist
full name - speaking clock stand in
emtff376 - pub landlord <--The most accurate!!

[kai.kasin]

Ouch... Rally car driver....

[94accord]

:) No 94accord never! you just keep forgetting there are 2 sides of the stick! :P
Did you ever get your jump bag set up?


Not yet, I am still working on figuring out what kind i want to get. I do have some basic supplies, but i been working on building my computer as of late... i can not live without a computer, and my old one needs to be burned! lol.

My new partner:
Cara H. : Hairdresser

[EMSPlace]

Im a chef!

[Glorified]

I got "Village idiot" for Joseph. "Crash-test dummy" for Joe. And sewage worker for Joseph Ibrahim

[AMPEMT85]

I got topless model twice, one for my real name and one for my user name here..hmmmm....
and I got lumberjack for my first and middle name!

I could be a topless model for lumberjacks, i'm sure they'd appreciate it!

my EMT proctor partner Brad got topless model too...weird!

[Jon]

Just sing:
"I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0

[housert]

Great I am supposed to be a Topless Dancer. I knew I was heading down the wrong career path! I guess I can dance, cause a guy to have a heart attack and treat him all at the same time!:wacko:

[CFRBryan347768]

Housekeeeper LOL

[mikeylikesit]

Emporer of all the world!

[BossyCow]

Insurance Fraudster? Does that mean I should do insurance fraud or catch those that do????

[CFRBryan347768]

Insurance Fraudster? Does that mean I should do insurance fraud or catch those that do????

Do it....darn just saying do it was too short.

[M_Appl]

I am supposed to be a pub landlord! Ha money and booze!!!

[Medic9]

I am supposed to be a Jungle Explorer. Well, with some of the places that I have had to go into jungle explorer might just fit.

[Subliminal]

Apparently I'm supposed to be another Satan.... not good..... I'm sure the pay sucks....

[Bosco578]

I put my name in and the system crashed. Then I got a virus.......

[jamiga]

Lumberjack.
Lap Dancer.


I'm running out to by a red flannel thong now.
BRB.

[GonnaBeEMT]

Emperor of all the world is my new job

[Robby1974]

Topless Model

[firetender]

Tour guide driving a high-top, 8 passenger limo-van to Hana, Maui: 1,234 curves, 108 One lane bridges, 250 miles per day, or to the summit of the 2nd largest mountain/volcano in the world.

Being a medic can actually help you land something bizarre like this.

[traumateam1]

Lol!!
Full Name: Lap Dancer
First Name: Topless Model
and First Name with Last Name abbreviation: Profesional Tramp

[MidniteMedic]

Hey thanks for your query, I have checked out everything about you and I predict that your ideal job MidniteMedic is an Emperor of all the world. Good luck in your new career.


Description Score
Salary 10/10
Education 6/10
Job Satisfaction 10/10
Community Contribution 8/10
Pulling Power 10/10
Uniform 10/10
Total 54/60

[apagea99]

Hahaha!!! I got Sewage Worker!