"Looking at the fish"

[Jon]

As most of you know, my employment is as an EMT/Security Guard.... I was working this weekend and in one of the vehicles...

I was driving down the public road that borders our property, after a few off-site errands (Fuel, Dinner, Pickups at other buildings). As I apprached the campus, I had to stop and direct a person away from one of our "locked" gates to the main gate she could get in. I pulled out behind her, and am cruising along at 35-40 mph (Wide, twisty, turny road, below the posted speed limit of 45) and it is early in the evening, before sundown. I come around a curve and pass an old construction / emergency trail entrance, and there is this OLD VW Beatle there... like 1960's-1970's.... I didn't see it until I was past it, so I turn around and come back, thinking someone is using the (Questionable private property) running trail, or I've got a vehicle abandoned in front of an emergency access gate... Bad thing.

I come back, call my base on my phone (rather than try to explain it over the radio) and let my boss know the plate of the car, and where I am.... As I do this, a couple (Male + Female :rolleyes: ) comes out of the woods and I ask if there is a problem. They are both in their mid 20's to early 30's, and look somewhat like "wannabe hippies" He is barechested, she has a blanket uder her arm.

I ask if everything is alright... They say "yes." I give them the "this is priviate property" spiel, he says he runs on the trail all the time, and has never had a problem. I ask if that was what they were doing (as they came out of a heavily wooded area, through foot-tall grass). I was told "We were back by the creek, watching the fish." They got in their car, I wished them a nice day, they left, I left.

I told my boss. He nearly fell out of his chair..... Somehow neither he nor I thought their ummm, 'adventures' involved aquatic life at all.......

[TTLWHKR]

Good thing you didn't ask to watch the fish with them... :blink:

[Wingnut]

Fish porn? That's a new one to me.

[coloradoemt]

I don't get it... I watch fish all the time B)

[coloradoemt]

Well I used to anyway!!! :lol:

[Jon]

Originally posted by Wingnut@Jun 14 2005, 12:20 PM
Fish porn? That's a new one to me.
No.... We were thinking they ummm, wore thinking of the "submarine races"

[MMiz]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 13 2005, 10:55 PM
Good thing you didn't ask to watch the fish with them... :blink:
LOLOL. Best. Reply. Ever.

[CodeSurfer]

Originally posted by MMiz@Jun 16 2005, 06:14 AM
LOLOL. Best. Reply. Ever.
I dunno... that one has gotta be in the top 10.

[traumagirl1029]

usually its 'when the truck's a rockin' don't come a knockin''...but in this case..if the fish are rockin'? B) lol

[Chimpie]

Well some say that it's all about the 'motion of the ocean'.

[CodeSurfer]

There are plenty of fish in the sea...

[PArescueEMT]

i think that there was something fishy about their story.

but i think that we are continuing to flagellate a deceased equine
on this thread

[CodeSurfer]

Yeah, whatever... it's what we do best.

[vtemti]

What kind of fish.............Suckers?

[Jon]

Originally posted by vtemti@Jun 18 2005, 10:32 AM
What kind of fish.............Suckers?
maybe a blow-fish?

[CodeSurfer]

They could have smoked a little bud and been watching the puffer fish. B)

[MMiz]

I just have to reply. I'm listening to my iPod with 2000 or so songs on random shuffle. As I open this thread I hear a song I've never heard before...

Jimmy Buffet - Get Drunk and Screw. Bad song but perfect timing :)

[vtemti]

Originally posted by MMiz@Jun 19 2005, 11:31 AM
Get Drunk and Screw.
Is that a bad thing? Living life on the edge and the anticipation of getting caught in a public place. Maybe we are all just a little jealous.

Jeeees..... I used to be pure until I came here :lol:

[rescuecpt]

Originally posted by MMiz@Jun 19 2005, 10:31 AM
Jimmy Buffet - Get Drunk and Screw. Bad song but perfect timing :)
How dare you! That's a great song!!! :-P

(I'm a Parrothead...)

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by rescuecpt+Jun 19 2005, 02:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (rescuecpt @ Jun 19 2005, 02:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MMiz@Jun 19 2005, 10:31 AM
Jimmy Buffet - Get Drunk and Screw. Bad song but perfect timing :)
How dare you! That's a great song!!! :-P

(I'm a Parrothead...) [/b][/quote]
Never heard it.

[rescuecpt]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR+Jun 19 2005, 03:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TTLWHKR @ Jun 19 2005, 03:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by rescuecpt@Jun 19 2005, 02:25 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-MMiz@Jun 19 2005, 10:31 AM
Jimmy Buffet - Get Drunk and Screw.:censored: Bad song but perfect timing :)
How dare you! That's a great song!!! :-P

(I'm a Parrothead...)
Never heard it. [/b][/quote]
You'd prolly love it.

Why Don't We Get Drunk
by Jimmy Buffett

I really do, appreciate, the fact you're sittin' here
Your voice sounds so wonderful, but your face don't look too clear
So barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew,
Honey why don't we get drunk, and screw?

Why don't we get drunk, and screw?
I just bought a waterbed, it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen,
Honey I don't think that's true,
So why don't we get drunk, and screw?

Why don't we get drunk, and screw?
I just bought a waterbed, it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen,
Honey I don't think that's true,
So why don't we get drunk, and screw, Yeah now baby, I said
Why don't we get drunk, and screw?

[Stevo]

Why Don't We Get Drunk

I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But your face don't look too clear
So, Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw.
[Chorus:]
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen, Honey, I don't think that's true
So, why don't we get drunk and screw.

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]


~S(please deposit all donations in the guitar case)tevo~

[TTLWHKR]

Who's Jimmy Buffett?


Seriously... I have no idea.

:blink:

[Stevo]

http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/buffet.jpg

the guy that sings Margaritaville , Cheeseburger in Paradise, and the latest, 'It's Five O'Clock somewhere' with Alan Jackson....

(crosspost there capt) :unsure:

[rescuecpt]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 19 2005, 04:13 PM
Who's Jimmy Buffett?


Seriously... I have no idea.

:blink:
OMG, you poor, sheltered beast.

[TTLWHKR]

Never heard those songs.

[usafmedic45]

Originally posted by MedicStudentJon+Jun 18 2005, 09:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MedicStudentJon @ Jun 18 2005, 09:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-vtemti@Jun 18 2005, 10:32 AM
What kind of fish.............Suckers?
maybe a blow-fish? [/b][/quote]
I was waiting for someone to say that.

[CodeSurfer]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 19 2005, 06:49 PM
Never heard those songs.
I f you want to have a real good time go to a Jimmy Buffett concert. There are the craziest most fun people you will ever meet. And yes... I do sing along to "why dont we get drunk" :P


*Raised a Parrothead*

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by CodeSurfer+Jun 20 2005, 12:20 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CodeSurfer @ Jun 20 2005, 12:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TTLWHKR@Jun 19 2005, 06:49 PM
Never heard those songs.
I f you want to have a real good time go to a Jimmy Buffett concert. There are the craziest most fun people you will ever meet. And yes... I do sing along to "why dont we get drunk" :P


*Raised a Parrothead* [/b][/quote]
Never been to a concert, prolly wouldn't go either.

[rescuecpt]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR+Jun 20 2005, 11:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TTLWHKR @ Jun 20 2005, 11:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by CodeSurfer@Jun 20 2005, 12:20 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-TTLWHKR@Jun 19 2005, 06:49 PM
Never heard those songs.
I f you want to have a real good time go to a Jimmy Buffett concert. There are the craziest most fun people you will ever meet. And yes... I do sing along to "why dont we get drunk" :P


*Raised a Parrothead*
Never been to a concert, prolly wouldn't go either. [/b][/quote]
You're missing out.

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by rescuecpt+Jun 20 2005, 01:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (rescuecpt @ Jun 20 2005, 01:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 20 2005, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by CodeSurfer@Jun 20 2005, 12:20 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-TTLWHKR@Jun 19 2005, 06:49 PM
Never heard those songs.
I f you want to have a real good time go to a Jimmy Buffett concert. There are the craziest most fun people you will ever meet. And yes... I do sing along to "why dont we get drunk" :P


*Raised a Parrothead*
Never been to a concert, prolly wouldn't go either.
You're missing out. [/b][/quote]
I doubt it.

Most of the songs I like are classical, big band era, jazz, blues; stuff from the 30's, 40's & 50's. And Some from the 70's & 80's.

People just make songs anymore to make money, I haven't heard a good, modern song in a long time.

[Jon]

Originally posted by Stevo@Jun 19 2005, 05:26 PM
http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/buffet.jpg

the guy that sings Margaritaville , Cheeseburger in Paradise, and the latest, 'It's Five O'Clock somewhere' with Alan Jackson....

(crosspost there capt) :unsure:
did anyone see him get HACKED last year on SNL - the TYCO CEO's party thing.....

Good music to get drunk by (I've heard)

I occasionally work with a world-rated parrothead...

[PArescueEMT]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR+Jun 20 2005, 05:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TTLWHKR @ Jun 20 2005, 05:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by rescuecpt@Jun 20 2005, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 20 2005, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by CodeSurfer@Jun 20 2005, 12:20 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-TTLWHKR@Jun 19 2005, 06:49 PM
Never heard those songs.
I f you want to have a real good time go to a Jimmy Buffett concert. There are the craziest most fun people you will ever meet. And yes... I do sing along to "why dont we get drunk" :P


*Raised a Parrothead*
Never been to a concert, prolly wouldn't go either.
You're missing out.
I doubt it. [/b][/quote]
no... you're just a stick in the mud...

[rescuecpt]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 20 2005, 04:56 PM
Most of the songs I like are classical, big band era, jazz, blues; stuff from the 30's, 40's & 50's. And Some from the 70's & 80's.

People just make songs anymore to make money, I haven't heard a good, modern song in a long time.
The majority of Jimmy's stuff is from the 70's and 80's.

[vtemti]

Originally posted by MedicStudentJon@Jun 20 2005, 08:16 PM
Good music to get drunk by (I've heard)

We'll just have to get Jimmy to play at our get together, when and if it happens.

[rescuecpt]

Originally posted by vtemti+Jun 21 2005, 10:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vtemti @ Jun 21 2005, 10:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MedicStudentJon@Jun 20 2005, 08:16 PM
Good music to get drunk by (I've heard)

We'll just have to get Jimmy to play at our get together, when and if it happens. [/b][/quote]
Or we could just go to Margaritaville at Universal's City Walk one night. :)

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by vtemti+Jun 21 2005, 10:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vtemti @ Jun 21 2005, 10:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MedicStudentJon@Jun 20 2005, 08:16 PM
Good music to get drunk by (I've heard)

We'll just have to get Jimmy to play at our get together, when and if it happens. [/b][/quote]
I don't think I'd come, I know at least one person would travel that far just to shoot me.

[CodeSurfer]

Originally posted by vtemti+Jun 21 2005, 10:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vtemti @ Jun 21 2005, 10:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MedicStudentJon@Jun 20 2005, 08:16 PM
Good music to get drunk by (I've heard)

We'll just have to get Jimmy to play at our get together, when and if it happens. [/b][/quote]
I dunno if I'd trust myself to get drunk with y'all. No offense :P Especially if princess was around.

[coloradoemt]

Originally posted by CodeSurfer+Jun 22 2005, 12:32 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CodeSurfer @ Jun 22 2005, 12:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by vtemti@Jun 21 2005, 10:27 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-MedicStudentJon@Jun 20 2005, 08:16 PM
Good music to get drunk by (I've heard)

We'll just have to get Jimmy to play at our get together, when and if it happens.
I dunno if I'd trust myself to get drunk with y'all. No offense :P Especially if princess was around. [/b][/quote]
I concur!! Anyone who starts calling themselves princess probably expects others to get their drinks for them... :rolleyes: We wouldn't get much drinking done ourselves. And what if she brought friends...

[MedicPrincess]

I am perfectly capable of getting my own drinks....I do believe CodeSurfer is refering to the allergic reaction I have to alcohol.

[PArescueEMT]

That's right... i know that i'm determined to NOT work while on that trip...

[TTLWHKR]

I'll bring the EPI.

[PArescueEMT]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 23 2005, 01:41 PM
I'll bring the EPI.
no recreational pharmacuticals...

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by PArescueEMT+Jun 23 2005, 06:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PArescueEMT @ Jun 23 2005, 06:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TTLWHKR@Jun 23 2005, 01:41 PM
I'll bring the EPI.
no recreational pharmacuticals... [/b][/quote]
If your using it for recreation, someone better bring a defibrillator and some adenosine.

[CodeSurfer]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR+Jun 23 2005, 10:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TTLWHKR @ Jun 23 2005, 10:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by PArescueEMT@Jun 23 2005, 06:16 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-TTLWHKR@Jun 23 2005, 01:41 PM
I'll bring the EPI.
no recreational pharmacuticals...
If your using it for recreation, someone better bring a defibrillator and some adenosine. [/b][/quote]
Got 'em... but if princess drinks she doesnt get to use my defibrillator... I dont like to share.

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by CodeSurfer+Jun 24 2005, 01:34 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CodeSurfer @ Jun 24 2005, 01:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 23 2005, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by PArescueEMT@Jun 23 2005, 06:16 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-TTLWHKR@Jun 23 2005, 01:41 PM
I'll bring the EPI.
no recreational pharmacuticals...
If your using it for recreation, someone better bring a defibrillator and some adenosine.
Got 'em... but if princess drinks she doesnt get to use my defibrillator... I dont like to share. [/b][/quote]
I have one in the garage. It's like the kind that Johnny & Roy would have used, and the cord is cut off so it can't be used.

But I can wire it up, prolly. :blink:

[vtemti]

No, No. No Drinks for her. Remember, she is our official DD.

[CodeSurfer]

Originally posted by vtemti@Jun 24 2005, 12:08 PM
No, No. No Drinks for her. Remember, she is our official DD.
Drunk Driver?

[emtbuff]

I thought she was the designated decoy

[PArescueEMT]

or was it our Drunk and Disorderly

[TTLWHKR]

Donald Duck

[vtemti]

Dirty Dancer

[Wingnut]

Dirty, Dirty girl...


Bad Princess!!!

[MedicPrincess]

Originally posted by Wingnut@Jun 26 2005, 01:30 PM
Dirty, Dirty girl...


Bad Princess!!!
I was out of the area for the weekend...

Somehow my secret is out...a dirty girl...


And can I say with the last few posts..

I feel the love :wub:

[vtemti]

Originally posted by EMTPrincess@Jun 27 2005, 08:37 AM
And can I say with the last few posts..

I feel the love :wub:
Whew.................we were starting to worry.