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TTLWHKR

06-06-2005, 02:03 AM

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Hoots the Owl explains the benefits of healthy fruits with a song called "A Cookie is a Sometimes Food," to Cookie Monster, on "Sesame Street."

WHAT IF COOKIE MONSTER STARTS EATING FIG NEWTONS?

rescuecpt

06-06-2005, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 6 2005, 02:03 AM
WHAT IF COOKIE MONSTER STARTS EATING FIG NEWTONS?
He'll be more regular?

Wingnut

06-06-2005, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by rescuecpt+Jun 6 2005, 08:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (rescuecpt @ Jun 6 2005, 08:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TTLWHKR@Jun 6 2005, 02:03 AM
WHAT IF COOKIE MONSTER STARTS EATING FIG NEWTONS?
He'll be more regular? [/b][/quote]
It's not a cookie it's cake!

emtffboop

06-06-2005, 07:24 PM

cookie monster has been my idol for as long as i can remember. i think that i know all of his songs. its a tragedy about what he is doing. when me and my son see cookie monster, we both get excited.
yeah i know that i sound lame, but hes always been one of my favs. everyone has a favorite childhood character and cookie is mine.

Jon

06-07-2005, 09:41 PM

Why? Too much Styrofoam?

Really... this is a terrible, terrible tragedy... He hasn't gained a pound in 20+ years... will we see a fat, old root-beer drinink cookie monster???

TTLWHKR

06-08-2005, 02:14 AM

But we've only seen the top half of him for 20 years... In the flesh.. well.. fur anyway. You can do anything with a picture. he prolly weighs 300lbs under the table.. and it's all fat down there because they had to cut his legs off from severe diabetes. That's what he gets for eating nothing but cookies for 30 some years.

You notice he has no teeth either... :blink:

TTLWHKR

06-08-2005, 02:15 AM

And the apple with eyes is very disturbing.

MedicPrincess

06-08-2005, 07:02 AM

OK...ENOUGH!!!

This is REEEE..DICULOUS!!!!

He is COOKIE MONSTER for crying out loud!!

He is NOT veggie monster...

or Fruit monster...

or eat Healthy Monster..

He is COOKIE MONSTER

He eats cookies...loves cookies..

They need to LEAVE MY COOKIE MONSTER ALONE!!!!!!!!

Phridae

06-08-2005, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by EMTPrincess@Jun 8 2005, 07:02 AM
OK...ENOUGH!!!

This is REEEE..DICULOUS!!!!

He is COOKIE MONSTER for crying out loud!!

He is NOT veggie monster...

or Fruit monster...

or eat Healthy Monster..

He is COOKIE MONSTER

He eats cookies...loves cookies..

They need to LEAVE MY COOKIE MONSTER ALONE!!!!!!!!
Right on, Sister!

:lol:

Jon

06-09-2005, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by Phridae+Jun 8 2005, 09:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Phridae @ Jun 8 2005, 09:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-EMTPrincess@Jun 8 2005, 07:02 AM
OK...ENOUGH!!!

This is REEEE..DICULOUS!!!!

He is COOKIE MONSTER for crying out loud!!

He is NOT veggie monster...

or Fruit monster...

or eat Healthy Monster..

He is COOKIE MONSTER

He eats cookies...loves cookies..

They need to LEAVE MY COOKIE MONSTER ALONE!!!!!!!!
Right on, Sister!

:lol: [/b][/quote]
Amen!

TTLWHKR

06-09-2005, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by MedicStudentJon+Jun 9 2005, 06:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MedicStudentJon @ Jun 9 2005, 06:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Phridae@Jun 8 2005, 09:54 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-EMTPrincess@Jun 8 2005, 07:02 AM
OK...ENOUGH!!!

This is REEEE..DICULOUS!!!!

He is COOKIE MONSTER for crying out loud!!

He is NOT veggie monster...

or Fruit monster...

or eat Healthy Monster..

He is COOKIE MONSTER

He eats cookies...loves cookies..

They need to LEAVE MY COOKIE MONSTER ALONE!!!!!!!!
Right on, Sister!

:lol:
Amen! [/b][/quote]
YOU'RE WRONG.

Margaritaville

06-09-2005, 08:38 PM

Good Lord,

Next thing you know we'll hear its not ok for Oscar the grouch to reside in the trash can.

:(

Phridae

06-10-2005, 01:44 AM

Originally posted by TTLWHKR+Jun 9 2005, 07:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TTLWHKR @ Jun 9 2005, 07:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by MedicStudentJon@Jun 9 2005, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by Phridae@Jun 8 2005, 09:54 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-EMTPrincess@Jun 8 2005, 07:02 AM
OK...ENOUGH!!!

This is REEEE..DICULOUS!!!!

He is COOKIE MONSTER for crying out loud!!

He is NOT veggie monster...

or Fruit monster...

or eat Healthy Monster..

He is COOKIE MONSTER

He eats cookies...loves cookies..

They need to LEAVE MY COOKIE MONSTER ALONE!!!!!!!!
Right on, Sister!

:lol:
Amen!
YOU'RE WRONG. [/b][/quote]
and you're mean.

Stevo

06-10-2005, 05:17 AM

i bet evil Burt's behind this....
http://www.alexisatlarge.com/Halloween2002/h3.jpg

TTLWHKR

06-10-2005, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by Phridae+Jun 10 2005, 01:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Phridae @ Jun 10 2005, 01:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 9 2005, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by MedicStudentJon@Jun 9 2005, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by Phridae@Jun 8 2005, 09:54 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-EMTPrincess@Jun 8 2005, 07:02 AM
OK...ENOUGH!!!

This is REEEE..DICULOUS!!!!

He is COOKIE MONSTER for crying out loud!!

He is NOT veggie monster...

or Fruit monster...

or eat Healthy Monster..

He is COOKIE MONSTER

He eats cookies...loves cookies..

They need to LEAVE MY COOKIE MONSTER ALONE!!!!!!!!
Right on, Sister!

:lol:
Amen!
YOU'RE WRONG.
and you're mean. [/b][/quote]
and you have no sense of humor ..

TTLWHKR

06-20-2005, 09:30 PM

Big Bird is now plagued by years of heavy drinking following the death of Mr. Hooper. His mother drank heavily, which explains his constant Jaundice appearance.

vtemti

06-21-2005, 09:37 AM

Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Bert and Ernie, etc.. None of them held a candle to my favorite drummer:

ANIMAL

TTLWHKR

06-21-2005, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by vtemti@Jun 21 2005, 09:37 AM
Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Bert and Ernie, etc.. None of them held a candle to my favorite drummer:

ANIMAL
Who?

TTLWHKR

06-21-2005, 12:27 PM

And did you ever wonder why Bert and Ernie live together and sleep in the same bed most of the time?

When I was a child I thought they were either best friends or brothers.

Now.. However, I bet they are gay! Not that there is anything wrong with that.

CodeSurfer

06-22-2005, 01:34 AM

I hate sesame street. If I have kids they will never watch it. <_<

coloradoemt

06-22-2005, 07:56 AM

I am not the least worried about The Cookie Monster. As it was stated prior, he IS the Cookie Monster. I am worried about The Count. I read an article in Psychology Today that he suffers from bi-polar disorder. The constant changes from counting, to periods in his life where he wanted to count and yet there was nothing to count, have taken their toll. Allthough the article states that he has not reached the point of suicidal ideations, we should all be concerned.

Wingnut

06-22-2005, 09:07 AM

Originally posted by CodeSurfer@Jun 22 2005, 01:34 AM
I hate sesame street. If I have kids they will never watch it. <_<
Sesame Street is ok, but my kids are not allowed to watch Barney. I know we'll see him at the Neverland ranch one day handing out cups of jeezus juice.

And the count huh? I had no idea. I just assumed he had a mild case of OCD.

TTLWHKR

06-22-2005, 12:02 PM

Originally posted by Wingnut@Jun 22 2005, 09:07 AM

Sesame Street is ok, but my kids are not allowed to watch Barney. I know we'll see him at the Neverland ranch one day handing out cups of jeezus juice.

That has to be the funniest fvcking post I've ever read!

Jon

06-22-2005, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by coloradoemt@Jun 22 2005, 08:56 AM
I am not the least worried about The Cookie Monster. As it was stated prior, he IS the Cookie Monster. I am worried about The Count. I read an article in Psychology Today that he suffers from bi-polar disorder. The constant changes from counting, to periods in his life where he wanted to count and yet there was nothing to count, have taken their toll. Allthough the article states that he has not reached the point of suicidal ideations, we should all be concerned.
I have to agree.. this or OCD

Jon

vtemti

06-22-2005, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by TTLWHKR+Jun 21 2005, 01:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TTLWHKR @ Jun 21 2005, 01:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-vtemti@Jun 21 2005, 09:37 AM
Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Bert and Ernie, etc.. None of them held a candle to my favorite drummer:

:censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored::censored: ANIMAL
Who? [/b][/quote]
You don't know animal. He was the drummer and never could talk or sing. He would just say things like AAAAAAAugh and Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Alot like todays drummers.

I always thought he was tripping on something.

vtemti

06-22-2005, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by Wingnut+Jun 22 2005, 10:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wingnut @ Jun 22 2005, 10:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CodeSurfer@Jun 22 2005, 01:34 AM
I hate sesame street. If I have kids they will never watch it. <_<
Sesame Street is ok, but my kids are not allowed to watch Barney. I know we'll see him at the Neverland ranch one day handing out cups of jeezus juice.

And the count huh? I had no idea. I just assumed he had a mild case of OCD. [/b][/quote]
I can handle the Count. How about the Teletubbys. Jeeeeeeees, know there's a strange one, especially twinky dinky or whatever his/her/both name is. Who came up with them? The owner of Neverland? Ya know, the guy (?) that just got acquited.

TTLWHKR

06-22-2005, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by vtemti+Jun 22 2005, 03:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vtemti @ Jun 22 2005, 03:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Wingnut@Jun 22 2005, 10:07 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-CodeSurfer@Jun 22 2005, 01:34 AM
I hate sesame street. If I have kids they will never watch it. <_<
Sesame Street is ok, but my kids are not allowed to watch Barney. I know we'll see him at the Neverland ranch one day handing out cups of jeezus juice.

And the count huh? I had no idea. I just assumed he had a mild case of OCD.
I can handle the Count. How about the Teletubbys. Jeeeeeeees, know there's a strange one, especially twinky dinky or whatever his/her/both name is. Who came up with them? The owner of Neverland? Ya know, the guy (?) that just got acquited. [/b][/quote]
What's a Teletubby?

PArescueEMT

06-23-2005, 06:41 AM

Originally posted by TTLWHKR+Jun 22 2005, 05:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TTLWHKR @ Jun 22 2005, 05:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by vtemti@Jun 22 2005, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Wingnut@Jun 22 2005, 10:07 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-CodeSurfer@Jun 22 2005, 01:34 AM
I hate sesame street. If I have kids they will never watch it. <_<
Sesame Street is ok, but my kids are not allowed to watch Barney. I know we'll see him at the Neverland ranch one day handing out cups of jeezus juice.

And the count huh? I had no idea. I just assumed he had a mild case of OCD.
I can handle the Count. How about the Teletubbys. Jeeeeeeees, know there's a strange one, especially twinky dinky or whatever his/her/both name is. Who came up with them? The owner of Neverland? Ya know, the guy (?) that just got acquited.
What's a Teletubby? [/b][/quote]
i think that's a question that will never have an answer...

anti-tubby website... (http://www.newgrounds.com/tubby/)

TTLWHKR

06-23-2005, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by PArescueEMT+Jun 23 2005, 06:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PArescueEMT @ Jun 23 2005, 06:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 22 2005, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by vtemti@Jun 22 2005, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Wingnut@Jun 22 2005, 10:07 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-CodeSurfer@Jun 22 2005, 01:34 AM
I hate sesame street. If I have kids they will never watch it. <_<
Sesame Street is ok, but my kids are not allowed to watch Barney. I know we'll see him at the Neverland ranch one day handing out cups of jeezus juice.

And the count huh? I had no idea. I just assumed he had a mild case of OCD.
I can handle the Count. How about the Teletubbys. Jeeeeeeees, know there's a strange one, especially twinky dinky or whatever his/her/both name is. Who came up with them? The owner of Neverland? Ya know, the guy (?) that just got acquited.
What's a Teletubby?
i think that's a question that will never have an answer...

anti-tubby website... (http://www.newgrounds.com/tubby/) [/b][/quote]
I've never heard of a Teletubby?

vtemti

06-23-2005, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by PArescueEMT+Jun 23 2005, 07:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PArescueEMT @ Jun 23 2005, 07:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 22 2005, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by vtemti@Jun 22 2005, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Wingnut@Jun 22 2005, 10:07 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-CodeSurfer@Jun 22 2005, 01:34 AM
I hate sesame street. If I have kids they will never watch it. <_<
Sesame Street is ok, but my kids are not allowed to watch Barney. I know we'll see him at the Neverland ranch one day handing out cups of jeezus juice.

And the count huh? I had no idea. I just assumed he had a mild case of OCD.
I can handle the Count. How about the Teletubbys. Jeeeeeeees, know there's a strange one, especially twinky dinky or whatever his/her/both name is. Who came up with them? The owner of Neverland? Ya know, the guy (?) that just got acquited.
What's a Teletubby?
i think that's a question that will never have an answer...

anti-tubby website... (http://www.newgrounds.com/tubby/) [/b][/quote]
Who knows? They are these different colored creatures, remind me of aliens that have televisions in their abdomen. At least one of them is definitely a he/she and they are supposed to be a childrens show. I can't tell you anymore about them as I have never been able to stomach watching the entire thing.

Wingnut

06-23-2005, 07:24 PM

My kids aren't allowed to watch them either. They tried once, I couldn't get past the intro.

Stevo

06-23-2005, 08:23 PM

things haven't been so good since they've been canceled.... <_<
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/mivste/funstuff/pics/downandoutteletubby.jpg

Stevo

06-23-2005, 08:37 PM

there's been rumors of bad ends.... :o
http://moose.spesh.com/teletubbies/images/autopsy2.jpg

Stevo

06-23-2005, 08:37 PM

as well as questionable sightings.... :(
http://moose.spesh.com/teletubbies/images/feral.jpg

Stevo

06-23-2005, 08:39 PM

but they still have thier followers.... :huh:
http://www.hawktaildesign.com/Party%20Oct%2018/Party%20Oct%2018-Images/6.jpg

TTLWHKR

06-23-2005, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by Stevo@Jun 23 2005, 08:39 PM
but they still have thier followers.... :huh:
http://www.hawktaildesign.com/Party%20Oct%2018/Party%20Oct%2018-Images/6.jpg
That's just wrong.

CodeSurfer

06-24-2005, 01:27 AM

I think I know that guy... :ph34r:

PArescueEMT

06-25-2005, 02:28 AM

any thoughts on the anti tubby site?

vtemti

06-25-2005, 05:46 AM

Originally posted by Stevo@Jun 23 2005, 09:39 PM
but they still have thier followers.... :huh:
http://www.hawktaildesign.com/Party%20Oct%2018/Party%20Oct%2018-Images/6.jpg
Now I know what you do in your spare time Steve. Jeeeeeesh you don't have to come out and scare us yet.

TTLWHKR

06-25-2005, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by vtemti+Jun 25 2005, 05:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vtemti @ Jun 25 2005, 05:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Stevo@Jun 23 2005, 09:39 PM
but they still have thier followers.... :huh:
http://www.hawktaildesign.com/Party%20Oct%2018/Party%20Oct%2018-Images/6.jpg
Now I know what you do in your spare time Steve. Jeeeeeesh you don't have to come out and scare us yet. [/b][/quote]
At least he wore boxers.

Wingnut

06-25-2005, 06:10 PM

uhhhh, hate to say it, but I think that's spandex! :lol:

TTLWHKR

06-25-2005, 10:48 PM

Is he flipping the camera guy off?

TTLWHKR

06-25-2005, 10:49 PM

You'd have to be f'k'd up in the head already to wear something like that!

vtemti

06-26-2005, 09:54 AM

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 25 2005, 11:49 PM
You'd have to be f'k'd up in the head already to wear something like that!
or just plain F'd up. :lol:

Wingnut

06-26-2005, 01:32 PM

Originally posted by vtemti+Jun 26 2005, 09:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vtemti @ Jun 26 2005, 09:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TTLWHKR@Jun 25 2005, 11:49 PM
You'd have to be f'k'd up in the head already to wear something like that!
or just plain F'd up. :lol: [/b][/quote]
Well obviously he is, Just look at the pubic patch on his chin...
Or maybe it's part of the costume?

vtemti

06-27-2005, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by Wingnut+Jun 26 2005, 02:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wingnut @ Jun 26 2005, 02:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by vtemti@Jun 26 2005, 09:54 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-TTLWHKR@Jun 25 2005, 11:49 PM
You'd have to be f'k'd up in the head already to wear something like that!
or just plain F'd up. :lol:
Well obviously he is, Just look at the pubic patch on his chin...
Or maybe it's part of the costume? [/b][/quote]
I wounder if he shaves or if it's a wax job. :lol: